Goblin: Well you see as her husband you are the next of kin and...
Draco: And...?
Goblin: We can't get her out, when we try she just "shhhs" us.
Draco: You mean to tell me, that 1. she broke in 2. got past all of your magical security and 3. is still in there completely undisturbed?
Goblin: Yes.
Draco: Okay, another thing, why are they here? *gestures over shoulder*
Harry: We are Aurors, and her best friends.
Ron: Plus if it were anyone else she would be arrested, and you wouldn't know until after they detained her.
Goblin: Here we are....Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry Vault.
Harry: Good luck mate.
Ron: We will be out here if you need backup.
Draco: *Glares and mumbles 'chickens' under his breath, and walks into the vault. Looks around and finds Hermione sitting in a chair with an ancient looking copy of Hogwarts a History open in her hands.* Ahem...Hermione sweetheart?
Hermione: Shhh...
Draco: Hermione sweetie what are you doing in here?
Hermione: *turns page* I was reading one of my copies of H.O.H. and it said that the very first and only copy of H.O.H. was in the Hogwarts vault at Gringotts.
Draco: And you thought to come down here and read it yourself, without getting permission?
Hermione: Oh I know if I owled McGonagall she would have said yes, but then I would have had to wait for her reply, and then set up a time to come down here. This was faster.
Draco: So you mean to tell me, that you woke up in the middle of the night with the urge so strong to read this book that you; snuck out of the Mansion, snuck into Gringotts, bypassed their over the top security measures that they even improved upon because of the last time you broke in and out of here, snuck down to the Hogwarts vault, and broke into it...all because you couldn't wait to read this book?
Hermione: *smiles and looks up* Yes.
Draco: *kisses her forehead* Alright sweetie, just make sure to put everything back where you found it. *Exits vault*
Harry: So how did it go?
Goblin: Is she going to leave?
Draco: Ha...good luck with that she won't be leaving till she's done.
Ron: Well that's good enough for me, shall we go for an early breakfast?
*the three men walk away discussing where to eat*
Goblin: But...but...she can't!
Hermione: *in the vault* SHHH!
Breakfast of Champions
Draco: “Wait, I want to say hi to Granger.”
Theo: “Don’t do it.”
Draco: “Morning, Granger. Your hair is bushier than usual today. Did you do something special to it?”
Hermione: *rolls eyes, continues eating*
Theo: “Smooth, mate.”
Draco: *oblivious to sarcasm* “Yes, I’ve been told my charm is award worthy.”
Theo: “Yeah? Says who, your mother?”
Draco: ”…How did you know?“
Krummy
Hermione: “Yeah, Viktor is really great. He is just so smart-”
Draco: “…I’m smart”
Hermione: “and very athletic, all that Quidditch keeps him incredibly fit, you know-
Draco: “I play Quidditch..”
Hermione: “He really is an excellent seeker, one of the best-”
Draco: “I’m an excellent seeker! Dammit, Granger!”
Hermione: “Oh, hi Draco. I didn’t see you there. We were just talking about-”
Draco: “KRUM, YES I KNOW!”
Tom: It was actually in the script that Hermione slaps Draco so I said to Emma: Do you want to run this? We should rehearse this, we should make it as convincing as possible. Slap me!
She was like: No I’m not gonna slap you.
I said: Go on, slap me right now, lets just do this, and while I said slap me, I meant “movie slap” me.
Emma: I felt terrible, I feel really bad, I’m not even sure what I was thinking.
Tom: She just went swish, and slapped me right across the face, which completely took me by… I didn’t know what to do and I kind of walked off sheepishly.
r.i.p. to my youth
and you could call this the funeral
Draco: [is unnoticed]
Draco: ...
Draco: ...
Draco: Potter, please.
Draco: [starts grabbing apples out of his pockets]
Draco: POTTER.
Draco: [starts juggling with apples]
Draco: POTTER PLEASE.
Draco: [starts throwing apples at Harry]
Draco: Goddamnit, Potter, notice me.
the many forms of shipping
casual: well I mean if I had to ship them with someone it'd be themaggressive: they can't fucking stand each other omg I love this
angsty: one of you better be in a coma
fluffy: CUDDLE FESTS, FOREHEAD KISSES, NOSE-BOOPS
heavily supportive: I will draw/find every fanart I can of them until my fingers bleed
EXCESSIVELY supportive: I should be studying for finals but instead I am up at 4 in the morning reading some fanfiction a kindergartner wrote because there's literally nothing better
THIRSTY AF: they better do the do everywhere in every way possible I better see some tongue action, some personal kinks, and if I don't see a dick in an ass in five minutes I swear to god I will shove a brick down my throat
obsessive: the wallpaper on my phone is my OTP, I have t-shirts of my OTP, my profile pic on every account I own is a pic of my OTP, my entire room's walls are covered in a collage of my OTP, the plushies I have of my OTP are making out right now, my entire life and my every source of happiness depends on these two fictional characters being disgustingly in love
emotional: legitimate sobbing over the ship
headcanon/AU: the canon version of these two assholes actually doesn't work at all but the fandom version is BEA TUTIf UL and is LOAD ED D with glorious hcs that just make so much sense they connect with my soul
musical: (listening to ipod) omg A could sing this to B
canon: the only reason I am calm is because it actually happened
NEVER-GOING-TO-BE-CANON: (faint crying mixed with incoherent guttural noises)
beyond hope of salvation: all of the above
Hermione: what?
Draco: I SAID YOU LOOK SHITTY GOODNIGHT GRANGER
Character Series - The Silver & Copper Trio