James: Nuts. You’re nuts!
Sirius: You’re double nuts!
Lily: All right, that’s it. No more shepherd’s pie. [Vanishes their plates]
James: Evans!
Lily: [Corrects with a smile] Mrs Potter.
James: [Goofy grin] Oh yeah…
Sirius: [As petulant as ever] Mrs Prongs!
Lily: Every time we have shepherd’s pie, you fight.
James: We’re not fighting.
Sirius: We’re bonding.
James: And we’re starving!
Sirius: Come on.
James: We won’t fight anymore.
Sirius: We promise.
Lily: No. Shepherd’s pie is just too much excitement. I should not have served shepherd’s pie. You two always fight when we have shepherd’s pie.
James: That’s not true.
Sirius: We fight just as much when we have pot pie-
James: -and treacle tart-
Sirius: -any kind of tart, really.
James: Pudding…
Sirius: …Yorkshire pudding, especially.
James: You thinking about the food fight of seventy-three?
Sirius: As well as the kitchens massacre of seventy-six.
[James and Sirius don identical fond expressions]
Lily: [Shakes head] I married a child.
Sirius: Children.
James: Four.
Lily: Sorry?
James: Four children.
Sirius: You marry one of us, you marry us all-
James: -Mrs Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot and Prongs.
Lily: I should have read the fine print.
James: Even if you do so solemnly swear to back out now, I’m afraid it’s too late. Right, Padfoot?
Sirius: Right, Prongs. [Nods] Mischief managed.
[James and Sirius high-five]
Sirius: You’re double nuts!
Lily: All right, that’s it. No more shepherd’s pie. [Vanishes their plates]
James: Evans!
Lily: [Corrects with a smile] Mrs Potter.
James: [Goofy grin] Oh yeah…
Sirius: [As petulant as ever] Mrs Prongs!
Lily: Every time we have shepherd’s pie, you fight.
James: We’re not fighting.
Sirius: We’re bonding.
James: And we’re starving!
Sirius: Come on.
James: We won’t fight anymore.
Sirius: We promise.
Lily: No. Shepherd’s pie is just too much excitement. I should not have served shepherd’s pie. You two always fight when we have shepherd’s pie.
James: That’s not true.
Sirius: We fight just as much when we have pot pie-
James: -and treacle tart-
Sirius: -any kind of tart, really.
James: Pudding…
Sirius: …Yorkshire pudding, especially.
James: You thinking about the food fight of seventy-three?
Sirius: As well as the kitchens massacre of seventy-six.
[James and Sirius don identical fond expressions]
Lily: [Shakes head] I married a child.
Sirius: Children.
James: Four.
Lily: Sorry?
James: Four children.
Sirius: You marry one of us, you marry us all-
James: -Mrs Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot and Prongs.
Lily: I should have read the fine print.
James: Even if you do so solemnly swear to back out now, I’m afraid it’s too late. Right, Padfoot?
Sirius: Right, Prongs. [Nods] Mischief managed.
[James and Sirius high-five]
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