lydiamartinified:

Hello, anon! Reveal yourself please! <3

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• Gives nose/forehead kisses - Draco would roll his eyes and pretend that he thinks that Hermione is a wuss every time she kisses his nose, but he absolutely adores this gesture. He also gives the sweetest forehead kisses ever. <3
• Gets jealous the most - Draco because he’s one insecure bastard who would never admit it. 
• Picks the other up from the bar when they’re too drunk to drive - Draco because he would never be that careless to make himself vulnerable in public,while Hermione can get a tad bit too trusting and emotional.
• Takes care of on sick days - This goes both ways but Draco gets sick more frequently and he loves how Hermione takes care of him so much he’d pretend he was sick longer than he originally was (that sneaky Slytherin!)
• Drags the other person out into the water on beach day - Hermione because Draco hates the sun.
• Gives unprompted massages - Hermione, especially when Draco comes home after a long day at work. He’d repay her with a fantastic shag, of course.
• Drives/rides shotgun - Hermione is still uncomfortable flying in a broomstick, so she’d give Draco a lecture on how to fly properly and he’d do some nosedives on purpose just to annoy her (and to get her to cling tighter to him as they plunge down the earth).
• Brings the other lunch at work - Hermione because Draco couldn’t cook to save his life.
• Has the better parental relationship - Both.
• Tries to start role-playing in bed - Draco, which will mortify Hermione at first, but she’ll act like a pro once she gets her heart in it. ;)
• Embarrassingly drunk dancer - Draco, would you believe it? ;)
• Still cries watching Titanic - Hermione.
• Firmly believes in couples costumes - Hermione, and Draco would only begrudgingly agree because he doesn’t want his woman miffed and in a rotten mood.
• Breaks the expensive gift rule during Christmas - Hermione, but she will come up with the most useful and important gifts, such as herself (wrapped in nothing but tinsel, to our Draco’s delight). ;)
• Makes the other eat breakfast - Hermione, because Draco would rather linger in bed and offer her other forms of services after eating breakfast together.
• Remembers anniversaries - Both.
• Brings up having kids - Hermione, but Draco would soon realize how much he wants to have kids with her. <3